Enjoying Baseball
By
Tammy and Mel Griffin
It happens every
spring. Your otherwise normal boyfriend or hubby metamorphoses
into something that resembles the zombies in the cult classic "Night of
the Living Dead!"
There are
several things that take place BEFORE this happens. First, you
discover that your cable or satellite television statement has more
than quadrupled. Don't worry, it will revert to normal after the
World Series in the fall (unless he's a football fanatic as
well). After all can't miss a game just because it's on "pay per
view."
Second, check
out your credit card statement. His recliner must be replaced
with a newer, sturdier model. It just has to stand up to the wear
and tear created by slamming fists and frequent jumping on the seat.
Third, your
pantry fills up with every type of snack food and munchies known to
modern man replete with enough carbs, calories and fat to make certain
his life insurance premiums are current!
You explain to
the kids that Daddy's really okay. . .he just needs rest and all the
yelling and screaming will not raise his blood pressure to the boiling
over point. . .or will it?
Look ladies, if
any of this sounds familiar, you really need to get with the
program. Have you ever heard the term, "you can't push a
wet noodle, but you can pull it?"
Maybe it's time
you threw yourself a lifeline and started pulling your baseball fanatic
instead of fighting him. After all, baseball is here to stay and
if you've spent any number of summers alone maybe, just maybe, you
might surprise yourself and find some little part of the sport you can
enjoy.
That's where "A Woman's Guide to Enjoying Baseball With
Her Man" comes in. It will teach you everything
you need to know about baseball season survivorship. Learn how to
communicate with your guy about the sport. Here's just a little
taste of what waits you inside:
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The basics of baseball.
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Why baseball is better than a movie (well almost)
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The American culture of baseball.
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Who are the baseball "greats" and why they are
memorable.
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Learn the lingo and what it means.
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There are women players too!
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How about a little baseball trivia?
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The difference between male and female fans. . .hmmm?
Ladies, have you
ever been to a live baseball game? If not, you may be in for a
treat. If you really want to shake things up, try rooting against his favorite team! That's guarantee to get his attention!
Listen, the
sport isn't going to go away and neither is your partner (hopefully) so
why not give it a try. The only things you have to lose are long,
lonely weekends for the entire season. Who knows? You might
even become a fan yourself!
So don't waste
another minute. Grab your copy of "A
Woman's Guide to Enjoying Baseball With Her Man" and
get ready for a terrific summer!
8 Week Money Back Guarantee!
P.S.
Please Don't Order this product if you're looking for a way to
end your guy's avid love of the sport. But, if you are truly
tired of being a baseball widow and are willing to make the effort
you'll be glad you did and you just might find another whole way to
share quality time with your fella'.
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